Animated Reindeer Antlers
Our hilarious headband hat features animated antlers that light up and move back and forth as it sings a rousing rendition of the "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" song. It ends with "and a Happy New Year" amidst cheers and festive background sounds. With on/off switch. Uses 3 AAA batteries, not included. 8" from top of headband.
Talking Buck
Talking Buck Racks Up The Laughs! He may not be as big as your average trophy buck, but he really measures up when it comes to entertainment value! Push button or motion activated, Buck speaks funny phrases and moves his mouth as he sings the southern classic, "Sweet Home Alabama." Can be wall mounted, or use the easel back to set him on your desk or credenza and wait for the reactions! Flocked plastic, about 7"x7"x3.5". Uses 3 AA batteries, not included.
South Park Ornament Set
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are back for another raunchy holiday season as less-than-angelic carolers for your Christmas tree. Set of 4 plastic ornaments are each approx. 3" tall. SOUTH PARK © 2006 Comedy Partners. All Rights Reserved.
Yule Doo Ornament
Doo have a Happy Holiday with a glittering reminder of Man's Best Friend. This tidy little faux doggy doo ornament is glittering with a sprinkling of "snow" and tied up nicely with a holiday ribbon. Great gag for the office gift exchange. Perfect for the pet lover who has everything. 2.5" wide, 2" tall.
Dancing Sexy Mrs Claus
Now we know why Santa finishes the job in one night--he's racing home to his sexy wife! Decked-out in a festive red evening gown, she launches into a steamy version of "Santa Baby" when you press her button! And wait 'til you see what she has going on around back--her cheeky dance reveals a lacy thong! Includes 4 AA batteries. 15" tall.
Monitor Holiday Lights
Time to be festive! Decorate your computer with this adjustable 17" USB wreath that has 18 red LED's. Also straightens into a 56" long strand for desktop decoration. Includes 5 adhesive hooks.
Flashing Santa
Santa's A Flasher! Who could have guessed? Just press old St. Nick's hand and he'll shimmy seductively to the song "Santa Baby" as he opens his robe and flashes you--wearing outrageous women's undies! With on/off switch. Uses 3 AA batteries, not included. Approx. 14" tall. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A Christmas Story Board Game
Follow in Ralphie's footsteps as you and your yuletide opponents travel around A Christmas Story™ Board Game, racking up points as you go, hoping for the big prize: the coveted BB gun! Lots of family fun as players recall many memorable scenes from the film including the Schoolyard, The Alley, the Department Store Santa, and "Double Dog Dares!" Win points by correctly answering trivia questions from the film. Player with the most points at the end wins! 2-6 players, ages 8 and up.
Christmas Story 20-Inch Leg Lamp
Sure to become an instant conversation piece AND "the gift" of the year, our lamp is an actual working 1/2-scale replica inspired by the hit movie A Christmas Story™! Every detail is the same--right down to the fishnet-clad leg and 10" fringed lampshade! 4-way switch: top bulb on, leg bulb on, both bulbs on, or off. Top portion of lamp uses a standard light bulb (45W maximum), not incl. 20" tall. A CHRISTMAS STORY and all related characters and elements are ™and © Turner Entertainment Co.
Battery Charger
Stop Throwing Away Good Batteries! Batteries are expensive, and throwing dead ones away is bad for the environment. Solve both problems at once with this charger that renews and extends the life of most household batteries up to 10 times. With 6 charging bays, featuring an LED monitor and micro-processor that indicate battery status and check the charge level. Boosts alkaline and rechargeable AA, AAA, C, D, 9-volt, and rechargeable Ni-Cad, Ni-MH, high power and zinc carbon. 11.5"x 75"x 2.5".
Mooning Santa
This Santa is BAD! The perfect gift for someone who deserves a dump, I mean lump (of coal, of course) in his stocking. Just put the friendly looking Santa on any table or shelf, then enjoy the fun! As your guests walk by, the motion activated Santa greets them happily. But he has a surprise up his sleeve, I should say in his pants. Suddenly he spins, drops his trousers and gives them a cheeky Christmas "smile" they never expected. Santa can also be activated with a push button. Uses 3 "AA" batteries, not included. 13" tall.
Crazy Christmas Chicken
With wing-flapping, head bobbing, swiveling action, her beak moves as she clucks "Jingle Bells." It's a barnyard-rousing rendition that'll leave you clucking for more. With on/off switch. Uses 3 AA batteries, not included. Approx. 12" tall. WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Redneck Christmas CD
Put on your flannel long johns and grab your best trucker cap as you celebrate the holidays with 14 of the best redneck holiday songs we've ever heard! You might be bonafide redneck if you've heard of "X-mas In Jail," "Leroy And The Redneck Reindeer," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Upper Plate," and the all-time favorite "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer," plus many more! Sung by famous country stars like Buck Owens, Travis Tritt, Charlie Daniels and more. Yee-haw!
Beer Ants
It's intoxicating! Ants tunnel through the "beer" and create a frothy foam. Non-toxic gel habitat looks like liquid ale, is all the ants need to survive (lucky them) and lasts up to a year. Rustle up your own ants or use included coupon for a free vial of ants (shipping & handling charges apply). Uses AC adapter, included, or 2 AA batteries, not included. Approx. 7" tall with 5" dia. light base.
Beer Scented Candle
Candles aren't just for gals you know! Guys will love the fresh brewery fragrance that smells just like a cold one! Full scent concentration used throughout, so the candle smells just as good each time you burn it. 70 hour burn time. Tin is 4"H x 3.5" diameter.
President Obama Stand Up
Life-Size Stand-Up Of Your Favorite Star! Make a big-as-life statement with a cardboard stand-up figure of Barack Obama. Constructed of corrugated cardboard with high resolution graphics, he commands a lot of attention and conversation! Figure stands over 6 feet tall.
Mother-In-Law Nutcracker
This Mother-In-Law Nutcracker is not called the "nutcracker" for nothing! This stern battle-ax stands ready to offer hilarious put-downs 24 hours a day. She doesn't discriminate either. She has 6 insults each for sons-in-law and daughters-in-law. Lift the handle on its back and wooden, hand painted figure utters such classic sayings as "You never bring my grandchildren to see me!" and "My daughter is too good for you!" in a voice that peels paint. With three-way switch for off, son-in-law sayings, and daughter-in-law sayings. 15" tall.
Year To Remember 1965-2009
Whether it's a graduation, marriage, birth, or other significant event, this exquisite Year To Remember Coin Set 1965-2009 lets you honor that special year forever. Set includes a half dollar, quarter, dime, nickel, and penny from the year you select. Choose only one year from 1965 to 2009 (excluding 1975). Hand-picked for beauty and clarity, coins are presented in a black vinyl case. Includes a mini-history of world events for that year.
Pound Of Pennies
Start your penny collection the easy way. This assortment gives you 148 coins (that's one full pound) from all six decades in which this one-cent piece was minted. You are guaranteed one first-year-of-mint 1909 penny that might be one of the rare coins with the sculptor's initials, VDB, valued at as much as $3,000. You could also find an increasingly-rare 1943 steel penny. Last struck in 1958, the historic wheat penny retains its value because it's the first U.S. coin to depict a real person and the first coin to feature the words "In God We Trust" and because it contains 95% copper. Coins store in mini-money bag. All contents are unsearched and unexamined.
Tickle Santa
Ticklish Santa Can't Take It! Santa Shakes & Giggles From Your Tickles! The more you "tickle" Santa, the more hysterical he gets, pleading for you to stop! His shaking, laughing antics will have everyone watching cracking up too! With on/off switch. Uses 3 AA batteries, not included. Approx. 10" tall.
Mooning Gnome
If you're tired of garden variety lawn ornaments, we have just what you're looking for. Our gnome lives up to his reputation as he livens up your yard with his unconventional behavior. Our Mooning Gnome shows your guests his best side. He may even lead you to the buried treasure. Made of durable plastic. 9" tall.
Squatting Gnome
If you're tired of garden variety lawn ornaments, we have just what you're looking for. Our gnome lives up to his reputation as he livens up your yard with his unconventional behavior. He may even lead you to the buried treasure. Made of durable plastic. 5"tall.
Farting Gnome
He looks cute enough, but when you pass by this Farting Gnome lets out unexpected gassy explosions along with a series of several seam-splitting comments sure to stun his victims. Hidden motion sensor is sure to surprise all that cross his path. Durable PVC. Uses 2 AA batteries, not included. 11" tall. Gnome speaks in gnome which is somewhat garbled.
